Happy & Funny Halloween Fitness Quotes
Do you want a cast a spell this October? It’s that time of the year when spookiness will take you the next level of spells, magic, haunted house, and much more. Halloween is not your regular festival it’s either get a treat or be tricked kind of a season! What we all love about Halloween is to dress up in your favorite (or not so favorite) costumes but also you want to post something cool on your social media too. Whether you are a social media influencer or a fitness guru looing to attract more audience, a quotation always let you connect with people.
Even the fitness freaks can make their social media presence super creepy or equally funny.
So keeping the Halloween highlights in mind, we have prepared an entourage of Halloween fitness quotes, so that you can keep your social media accounts hyperactive and ghoulishly cool!
How to use uber-cool Halloween quotes for social media?
Did you know you can share your original quotes on social media too? Usually, the fitness models or fitness trainers are all about the jargon these days. If as a fitness model or trainer you have the right sense of humor or dark humor, this festive season was just made for you. You can reach your target audience and your followers in the creepiest and ghoulish way possible!
Layer by layer you need to dissect every quote that best suits your social media presence. All you need to do is;
- Find interesting images for social media posts
- Use props and use an original setup to post (this is for the best)
- Caption your post with the scariest, funniest, or creepy quote!
So let begin the scavenger hunting for the best happy and funny Halloween quotes begin.
Happy Halloween Quotes to keep your fitness in check during the Halloween season
Halloween is the time of the year when you can have more than just a casual night out. When you dress up as a skeleton or a zombie or maybe a ninja turtle you do need to caption your outfit right?
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L. M. Montgomery
October is a beautiful month with autumn just around the corner, especially at Green Gables. But when you reach chapter 16 you realized how Diana invited to the tea ends tragically. That’s how you’ll feel if you gain all that lost weight!
“For a witch, you certainly don’t know much about how hauntings work.” — Collen Houck
No, bother! Every task is daring. Even for a fitness trainer to dress up as a witch takes a lot of time. Guess they should learn how to have some fun outside the gym too. Don’t you agree with that?
“Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose?” — Bram Stoker, Dracula
It sounds more like what you may hear your coach saying to you during your workout. Ah! The irony, to imagine your fitness coach as Dracula…yeah, that could be pretty scaring huh?
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.” — Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Only if Frankenstein could work out! Now wouldn’t that be a thrilling idea? Imagine you have the best happy Halloween quotes from the most misjudged character? That would bring some real-time fun learning during trick or treat.
“I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” — The Criminologist, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
How I imagine it, it reminds me of the first day at the gym when my fitness trainer gave an epic speech on my fitness journey. This Halloween is bringing up to many fitness workout memories for me. How about you?
“We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” — Stephen King
The king of horrors may be right on spot with this quote. Now see it from the eye of a fitness freak. How we gain calories is beyond our imagination right? Even though you are well aware you need a summer day even in winters, but we love to candies too!
“I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” — Evan Peters
Talk about the spooky dangers. The weight machine looks at you in the most mysterious way. Only if Evan Peters knew what he said could become the best Halloween fitness quote of the year, he would be happiest of all.
“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” –Lucy Van Pelt, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
How many of you felt this way on your first cardio workout session? Well, now doesn’t it recall some memories of your fitness routine? It looks like Charlie Brown was talking to future minds.
“What if Jason from Friday, The 13th was after you? You’d be running your ass off!” – Anonymous
Isn’t’ that a chilling thought? Did you ever wonder how you would react if you were in this classic horror movie? I can bet you’d lose your Friday calories just from the fear of getting caught.
“Happiness is being fit…even when you eat all candies!” – Anonymous
This doesn’t surprise me a bit at all. Halloween can make everyone go crazy even the fitness nerd in you cannot say not to some of the best Halloween treats.
Funny Halloween Quotes that will make your roll out laughing on the floor
As fun as it is being creepy and making everyone fear your weird scary acts, you need to lit things up with a touch of humor too;
“Workout, because zombies will eat the slow ones first!” – Anonymous
This is a real motivational factor for guys who love to sit on the couch all day long. Guys, buckle up if you want to outrun your friends this Halloween!
“Since it’s too late for my summer bod, I will just get started on my Halloween body” – Anonymous
Well, you have to be prepared either way. Even if summer days are long past us, you still need to fit in that Halloween costume you bought a million years ago.
“What’s a ghost’s favorite exercise…deadlifts?” – Anonymous
Interesting thought! Maybe putting this funny Halloween quote will do the trick and increase your followers on social media? I mean, lifting and joke in the same sentence? Never heard this one before!
“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” Tim Burton
Well, Tim, I get you. When you have to run away from all the horrors, the biggest horror is the one when you enter your gym session late. That’s a death trap!
“Exercise? I thought you said extra sides.” – Anonymous
How does extra exercise on a Halloween spree? Maybe you misheard, didn’t you? Well, we both know you didn’t, and you are looking for a way out this Halloween from your trainer.
“What does the vegan zombie eat? Grains!” – Anonymous
That’s a shame! To get to eat grains when everyone is trick and treating? How about you tag your vegan friends this Halloween to a little pun for this year. God knows everyone needs it this time of the year.
“If you got it….haunt it!” – Anonymous
Do you think it’s time to get back to your Halloween revenge? I’d say yes! Just add the right red color and creepy music in the background. You can scare anyone like the clown from IT in Stephen King’s novel.
“Exercise should be more like Tick or Treating” – Anonymous
This would be the best way to motivate anyone yet so far. If you walk 20 feet, you get a piece of candy. If you walk 39 feet you get another but a bigger candy! Yeah, that would be a real motivational factor.
“I wanna make you part of my meal plan. Yours sincerely, Pumpkin Pie” – Anonymous
Who doesn’t like to have a good piece of pie? Everyone who enjoys Halloween wants the biggest piece from the array of pies you baked just for a friend’s night over. Surely you can have one piece right?
“Run like there’s a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you” – Anonymous
This is a real laughing piece! Isn’t that what every girl wants? Except for the creepy guy (which could be your ex in a Halloween costume). Who said Halloween makes you gain weight? I say it makes you run the fastest you ever did.
Halloween is an ultimate day of best (or creepiest) costumes, makeup, and some of the fitness fun especially when you want to turn a blind eye from your workout, running after kids or awry from your crazy ex can do the trick for ya’.
After all, abs are great but did you ever try donuts?